Edit: remembered and added another one! (02.22)
Teacher: Geibun! There's been a lot of candy paper lying around lately... You might be peckish, I know you dance a lot, but bringing candy to school is a no-no!
Class: ...
Teacher: If I find sweets in the classroom again, I will take them! ...so please, bring candy to school! I'll be very happy!
Girl in class: (mumbling) ...you'll be taking a lot home, then won't you? Like, a bag...
Other people: *pffft!* ...you'll get fat!
Teacher: That's OK, I'll go on a banana diet!
...well. Apparently, the banana diet is the new It here in Japan. (At least it must be pretty popular, since even I've heard of it. And I'm busy stuffing my mouth with karage, yakisoba, onigiri, takoyaki, tofu... you get the picture. :P Not too much, though. Wouldn't want to start eating bananas, now would we?)
I think it works like this: One banana in the morning... And then eat regularly. Does it work? I have no idea! :P
Momo: (staring at my nose) Your nose is really big!
Helene: ... I know. (-.-);; I want to have a small nose like the Japanese. It's cute...
Momo: I want to have a big nose!
Helene: ...why?
Momo: well... because with a big nose you can draw in lots of air! Right? :D
Helene: ...um, I guess...?
Location: Japan!
Mood: tired! Must sleep! (Or watch anime...? It's saturday! XD )
Listening to: music on my mp3
Eating: ...not enough bananas! XP
Drinking: water. Or green tea... can't decide.
4 comments:
Haha, even I - in Norway and all - have heard about the banana diet XD Suddenly saw it all over the internet. And I even believe I spotted it in VG :p
Hils Momo fra meg, og si det er ikke alltid størrelsen det kommer an på.
Dad's favorite quotation!
Anyways, bananas or no bananas. That's not really the question, is it??
And - Please, more candies to the really big kids! (read: the teachers)
Haha, banandiett :P Håper du har andre mattips til meg enn det når du kommer tilbake ;)
Hilsner fra meg!
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